I have a perfectly made hotel bed, new bag of balloons, and im in a great mood so what better way to make my evening even better than to blow up some balloons while wearing nothing but my birthday suit. I am a bit chatty but I try to keep from talking your ear off by wrapping my lips around 10 balloon necks and blowing them up until they are inflated just right. I do not want any accidental or on purpose pops so I do not over inflate them. Luckily I do succeed and no pops happen. I tie off each balloon and pile them on the bed behind me as it makes me happy knowing i will be napping in a ro...

I have a perfectly made hotel bed, new bag of balloons, and im in a great mood so what better way to make my evening even better than to blow up some balloons while wearing nothing but my birthday suit. I am a bit chatty but I try to keep from talking your ear off by wrapping my lips around 10 balloon necks and blowing them up until they are inflated just right. I do not want any accidental or on purpose pops so I do not over inflate them. Luckily I do succeed and no pops happen. I tie off each balloon and pile them on the bed behind me as it makes me happy knowing i will be napping in a room with balloons. I do not pop them ever, actually. I leave them behind in the hotel closet as I wonder how the maid will pop them. Will she use something sharp or will she play with them for a while like I did. There's no telling but all I know for sure is that I enjoy this non popping blowing balloon time to top of my long day.