I believe i'm done packing up the house as I check out the basement one last time and i find a mountain of packing bubbles and bubble wrap. I lay the bubble wrap on the floor and I have some fun rolling my office chair over the bubble wrap. It sounds so loud in this empty echo room. My smile is priceless as the pops never stop. This is by far more fun than packing boxes! I then jump and step on the bubble wrap with my bare-feet, still smiling ear to ear. Once i hear the popping decrease, i then get to work the bigger plastic packing air bubbles. I pop them using my favorite method. I use my le...

I believe i'm done packing up the house as I check out the basement one last time and i find a mountain of packing bubbles and bubble wrap. I lay the bubble wrap on the floor and I have some fun rolling my office chair over the bubble wrap. It sounds so loud in this empty echo room. My smile is priceless as the pops never stop. This is by far more fun than packing boxes! I then jump and step on the bubble wrap with my bare-feet, still smiling ear to ear. Once i hear the popping decrease, i then get to work the bigger plastic packing air bubbles. I pop them using my favorite method. I use my leg and slam them down with my calf onto the bag of my hamstring. My pink yoga pants really help them pop with a thud, again and again. I use my fingers and teeth to pop others. I step on others with my barefoot and of course go back to popping them with my thick muscular legs. Wow, i sure would have no self control in a bubble wrap factory! Once i cant find any more plastic bubbles to pop i realize i have more boxes to pack, oops! I guess i will just have to use towels as protection of my valuables since this packing material is pointless in its current state of flatness.