Im sitting on the porch looking at my slippered feet, playing with the warm leather slippers and making them fall to the ground. I then spot a box of matches. I decide to hotfoot myself. I have never seen it done, so heck, why not. I place the matches between my toes and light them, with a few differant positions of the matches. I then put the wooden sticks between all of my toes and light them all as fast as i can. One match decides to not go out with the light breeze and burns lower and lower. OUCH! i quick grab my foot and rub my burn spot. I keep saying ouch,ouch, ouch. I stay in my chair.... Show more