I have the most ideal motorcycle riding outfit on, a tight red shiny catsuit, thigh high, high heeled boots, my safety rope harness securely fastened to my chest and my hips, as I put my leather fingerless gloves on as I explain to you that I am super ready to go for a ride to get some wind in my hair. The next thing I know, I am suspended in mid air but no bike in sight. I am almost in the perfect position to ride with my legs out, my arms loose to hold on the handlebars but no motorcycle. This is pure torment. What comes next is even worse. Not only is it not a Harley (my preference) but ... Show more