I am skating around the house in my new quads when Knotty Guy asks where my safety gear is. I am not wearing a helmet, knee pads, wrist pads and he insists I need a lesson in safety. I only agree to this since he is offering it for free. Next thing I know, I am hanging in the air with pink rope, still wearing my roller skates with a rock hanging from my skate. I suppose this is how I will not run into any rocks, nor get hit by a car or simply fall down when skating thru the city. My ponytail is bound and tied making my back arch which is a great stretch to say the least. I chitchat in the p... Show more