So one day at Farmer Joes....I have a inflatable pool filled with several tie dye colorful balloons and since they were such a challenge to keep contained while I was trying to blow them up earlier, its time I take my frustration out on them with the tip of my cigarette. Its not often I feel each of these balloons earned such a explosive end to their inflated life, but they all deserve to be made into shards and only shards. They are lucky they get to even float in the pool when they pop. I happily and fearlessly slowly place each blown up and tied off balloon to the hot cherry making it po...

So one day at Farmer Joes....I have a inflatable pool filled with several tie dye colorful balloons and since they were such a challenge to keep contained while I was trying to blow them up earlier, its time I take my frustration out on them with the tip of my cigarette. Its not often I feel each of these balloons earned such a explosive end to their inflated life, but they all deserve to be made into shards and only shards. They are lucky they get to even float in the pool when they pop. I happily and fearlessly slowly place each blown up and tied off balloon to the hot cherry making it pop with a smile wearing only my bikini bottoms. All of a sudden i look just feet behind where you are sitting and spot the biggest snakeskin ive ever seen. I know its only skin but I am very very scared of snakes and where there is a skin, there is a snake. I know this is not why you are watching me burst the balloons but this only helps me take my cigarette to these balloons with even more vengeance, altho now I cant help but look around, hoping the serpent isnt near me, watching me, or going to pounce. I know ridiculous but atleast I had these loons to help distract me from this very illegitimate fear of mine. Ahhh..this is what I get for filming outside in the middle of the woods.