"Surrounding yourself with corpulent women probably wasn't the best idea if you were planning on staying thin."

My old feeder. We used to have the best time together. You would come over and bring me food. Sit across from me and spoon feed me the most delectable cuisines. You couldn't help but steal a few bites could you? That's how all this started. A bite here and a bite there, stolen from me. You were supposed to be feeding and fattening me, not yourself. But look where you are now. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now I get to come home with the most delectable of cuisine... Show more