Dared to put my overgrown obese ass up against this tiny chair, I squeeze into the seat and CRAACCKK...... It immediately breaks underneath my massive weight. Now I'm stuck, this tiny chair that I broke has me trapped by my hammy thighs and it doesn't want to let go. I squirm and try and wiggle my way out of the broken chair but the thick layers of fat on my body may be hindering my escape. Can I maneuver my rolls, belly and thick thighs around enough to make my way out.. How long will it take