"You can't go out looking like THIS"

We were supposed to go to the movies, not the beach. But when I showed up at feedxmexdaddy's apartment, she decided she wanted to sun bathe on the sand instead of veg out at the movies eating buttery popcorn and sweet candy. That would have been fine with me, except I didn't bring a swimsuit and my skinnier friend has a habit of thinking I'm smaller than I really am... So when she brings out a few of her larger bikinis for me to try on, I'm mortified. Does she really think I can squeeze all this jelly into her tiny triangle bikinis? And what wi...

"You can't go out looking like THIS"

We were supposed to go to the movies, not the beach. But when I showed up at feedxmexdaddy's apartment, she decided she wanted to sun bathe on the sand instead of veg out at the movies eating buttery popcorn and sweet candy. That would have been fine with me, except I didn't bring a swimsuit and my skinnier friend has a habit of thinking I'm smaller than I really am... So when she brings out a few of her larger bikinis for me to try on, I'm mortified. Does she really think I can squeeze all this jelly into her tiny triangle bikinis? And what will she say when she finds out we're no longer the same size? Does she really expect me to go out in public looking like this??