Honey, sit down. We need to have a little chat. Oh wait, that's right, you can't sit down because you're too fat. So just lie there on your fat, 1000 pound ass and listen because I'm going to tell you what has been going on in our relationship.We've been married for what, about 5 years now? I think? For most of it you've been bed ridden. You see, I married you for better or worse and it seems the worse is here. I thought I loved you when I married you and then I realized that I really just loved your inheritance. I get so excited when you whip out that ATM card and just shovel money at me that... Show more