Hey fat ass! I make you think you are going to lose weight on my national tv show, but I trick you into thinking you are going lose while I give you fattening food. I make your mind think eating and gaining weight are synonymous with cumming as you gain and gain. Then, on the last day, when you are supposed to brag about how much you lose you are humiliated with a hard on in front of everyone because you have gained so much!