You're so fat that it takes a tractor shovel to move you! Seriously, I want to take you to an appointment after I've been feeding you 20,000 calories per day and you have gained so much weight that you can't even get out of your front door so we have to cut through the wall and move your fat ass with a tractor shovel. You are so big that your thighs are huge, your stomach hangs over and your man boobs are really extremely BIG!!!