I haven’t visited her to feed her for the last 2 days, as we had an argument the last time I was there. So I thought I’d give her some space, but today she is super angry with me for neglecting her. But not to worry, I’ve brought a box of her favourite chocolates, and I manage to calm her down, and within a minute I manage to convince her to give me a foot massage, and that she could eat her favourite chocolates from between my toes. This is the life. While she’s massaging my feet I apologise for neglecting her, and promise to bring her a huge tray of doughnuts for breakfast. The following ... Show more