Did you know a can of whip cream has over 1,100 calories? Cream, sugar, and milk - the most fattening combination. I sit down and attempt to finish the whole thing. Surprisingly it is easier than I expected as the whole thing pours down my throat and into my belly. I'm left sitting there, helpless and distended, my favorite state.

Did you know a can of whip cream has over 1,100 calories? Cream, sugar, and milk - the most fattening combination. I sit down and attempt to finish the whole thing. Surprisingly it is easier than I expected as the whole thing pours down my throat and into my belly. I'm left sitting there, helpless and distended, my favorite state.