Ha ha! So tiny! Your cock that is! So ridiculously small, it's almost non-existent...

I would offer you a footjob seeing as how horny you are looking at the sight of my gorgeous white soles, but then again you would probably in my feet.... Maybe I should try my toes instead? You think you could fit between my toes with that thing? C'mon, try....

Ah there we go! I told you you only needed a teeny tiny toejob ahahahah!