I'm back home from the gym and even though it was really cold walking back in the fresh winter breeze, I still managed to work up a good sweat all over my body. The sweat from my workout doesn't help, and I'm sure that my socks are just soaked through. Ewww

Well thank goodness I have you. My dirty little sock sniffer, my sweat drinker. I want you to see to my stinky socks now. Squeeze the sweat and the gunk off my crusty socks with your tongue. See how sweaty my feet have become? Suck on those li'l toes like lollipops...

Good boi...