Sometimes, an encounter just doesn't fall into place as well as planned and it takes a lil more work to get thangs poppin. Well, this here's a result of said effort. It's actually a combo clip of all BRAND NEW (and obviously unseen) material from a coupla old pals, and a new one to boot. First off, since it's been a while, we stopped by to see what's cookin with Loretta . Of course, with the weather being cold...
Loretta
Age: 42; Size: 10W
the Church Lady
Age: 61; Shoe Size:101⁄2
Darling Nikki
Age:31; Shoe Size:12W
Sometimes, an encounter just doesn't fall into place as well as planned and it takes a lil more work to get thangs poppin. Well, this here's a result of said effort. It's actually a combo clip of all BRAND NEW (and obviously unseen) material from a coupla old pals, and a new one to boot. First off, since it's been a while, we stopped by to see what's cookin with Loretta . Of course, with the weather being cold as "hell on vacation", she let me know off top that she'd been keeping her thick, chunky feet covered up as much as possible and that they were admittedly in need of lotion. Didn't take alotta convincin for Loretta to put her words into action. She conceded to come outta her shoes, lotion those puppies down and prop her compact-yet-thick & wide soles up to display those deep wavy wrinkles(when scrunched). However, the sole show didn't last as long as we would've loved for it to, thanks to her meddlesome azz, needs-to-get-a-job-AND-his-own-crib nephew who kept making his presence known in the other nearby room ( which explains that "shook" look on her face throughout the clip ) sigh ...So much for any toe vs tongue action THAT day!
Next, we stopped by the Church Lady 's
to pick up some stuff. Now honestly, I planned to play it cool. I just wanted to pick up her donated items and be on my merry way. But, wouldn't you know it, two thangs messed that all up. A) she'd just got ALL of her nails done; a vibrant metallic peach color with silver accents. B) she had on house shoes. Ut oh! Now, yaw already know that that particular combination for me is just as dangerous as making Bruce/David Banner angry...and I felt like I had to get the hell out before I "Hulked" out! But I'll be damned if this woman didnt wanna continue to talk my ear off. And I couldn't be rude, could I? So I stuck around, and mid-convo, I politely introduced her to my good friend, Cam (aka Mr Corder), and very cordially complimented her on the mani/pedi. Of course, I had to see what the soles looked like..and maybe feel like (...and smell like, taste like). This lead right into F.M.E. or "foot massage et cetera" time. But unfortunately, the Church Lady wouldn't let Cam stick around for that part, for some reason.
And speaking of foot massage, that's the premise of the last part of this video. During a recent visit to see Darling Nikki , she was so engulfed in playing her video game, that she wouldn't even "give up the sticks" for a little pedial rub. Besides to let me in the door, the only time she paused the game was to answer a call from who I think mighta been her dude. But fret not, I wasn't the least bit dismayed. I just continued to grease up and prep, um...I mean pamper Darling Nikki 's ginormous feet ala Deuce Bigalow. (I promise you, more on all that later)
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