Well, I have some bad news for you... I would explain to you some things, but I'd rather show you why you're just not the right person for this job. First of all, you didn't use "beloved mistress" in your cv. This I cannot tolerate. Second: you didn't say "please". What kind of slave behavior is this? Did you assume that I would ever let you in control? Good joke! Third: I simply don't like you. For all these from above and other personal reasons that you're not worthy of knowing, I'm gonna trample your cv with my heels until is crushed for good. You can watch. Be grateful for that.