What are you doing? Are you alright? I heard you moaning. You are in a lot of pain? Where? Down here? Your balls hurt? Were you watching porn? A hot girl brushed up against you at school? Well, sweetie, it sounds like you have blue balls. Let me feel. Yep, your pee pee is a little hard honey. Your balls got sexually excited and now they need to be released. Do not worry, I am going to service your blue balls and make the pain go away. Just relax and let me help you.