Fade in to see money being put into the hand of your humble producer’s hand. We pan up to see an evil Stevie telling him: “Just handle the intros like we discussed and everything will be fine.” Cut to the introductions as The Main Event makes her entrance. She climbs onto the corner ropes, makes the usual flamboyant motion of her arms, and introduces herself. When she turns to look into the ring she realizes that no one is there. Suddenly, the curtains part and her opponent enters, concealed by a robe. Stevie enters the ring, gives a twirl, and reveals herself (using an imitation of Lisa’s ... Show more