True ass worship? You genuinely think it's about ass? You have it all wrong. It's about what comes out of it. True ass worship is an arduous act. Only the best devote.
You're wondering why I convert all men into toilets? It's simple. Watch this and you'll just be another addition to My collection of Toilet mouths! Trust Me when I say My warnings will be proved prophetic. My s h I t is an infallible remedy.