You have my permission to jerk off while gazing upon my beautiful face... but I'm going to make fun of you the entire time and try my hardest to dispose your boner! I delight in giving you the middle finger, calling you a loser, and making hideous faces as you pathetically continue to touch yourself! Using offensive gestures and insulting faces, I make sure you know that I think you're a complete loser! I hope my perfect face ruins your orgasm!

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