Everyone knows that most heterosexual women are turned off by tiny penises! To demonstrate how tiny and sad your micropenis is, I hold up a toy dick that looks to be about the same size as your real life... appendage. My valley girl accent, I mock your penis size and taunt you by threatening to tell all my girlfriends about your ~little~ secret. You know you deserve it when I say to your face that your disgusting cock deserves to be kicked!

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