You came to me so that I would tell you about your future, but you're about to get more than you bargained for! My crystal ball lights up as I open my third eye. Telling you that I can see every shameful thing you've ever done and will do, I then reveal that I can see that you're a pathetic virgin! I giggle and inform you that you're going to remain a virgin loser who jerks off to porn for the rest of your life! When your session is done I abruptly end our conversation by encouraging you to leave a tip or a review, and then shoo you away!

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