I've been cleaning all day and you've been nothing but a lazy slob. Now it's time for you to get to work on my dirty and sweaty feet. That can be your lunch, lazy ass. Hope you're hungry. Now get to work! How's it tasting? Enjoying the flavor? So... tell me which tastes better, sweat and funk, or dirt and grime. The whole time cruelly laughing at your embarrassed and humiliated eyes :)