Celeste and I are going out tonight and you have the nerve to ask to come with us. Why would we want a guy with a small dick to go out with us? We want to be seen with guys with small dicks, and look at your micro penis! But, of course you beg us to be able to come with us, and then Celeste has the best idea yet, you can buy all of our drinks for us! I agree with her, but you can't sit with us because theres no way in hell we are going to be seen with you. I guess we don't have to tell you that no woman in the world wants a guy with a small dick. I still can not believe how small that thing is... Show more