People always say that public transport, especially buses and trains, are by far the safest means of transport. That was certainly always the case, at least until Jill and Amira came along. Since then, the laws of locomotion have had to be rewritten.

It was never a good combination. Extremely high heels and riding the bus. After all, there is a risk of your foot slipping off the accelerator pedal or, even worse, stomping completely on the bus with these extreme high heels. The latter seems to bring the two women extreme joy. At least as much joy as watching the two of them trample ...

People always say that public transport, especially buses and trains, are by far the safest means of transport. That was certainly always the case, at least until Jill and Amira came along. Since then, the laws of locomotion have had to be rewritten.

It was never a good combination. Extremely high heels and riding the bus. After all, there is a risk of your foot slipping off the accelerator pedal or, even worse, stomping completely on the bus with these extreme high heels. The latter seems to bring the two women extreme joy. At least as much joy as watching the two of them trample through the studio in extremely tight spandex. The crunching sound of plastic and metal is just the icing on the cake. Your tears? Certainly just a few more drops of water in the cleaning bucket that the two of them will need to clean out later.

Part 1 of 2 (and one extra!)