We'll let you know a little secret about Goddess kitty, She absolutely loves it when male creatures offer themselves to Her as objects, so She can use them in which ever way She desires. By far, Her favourite object is the ashtray and She has plenty of contenders to this very sought after spot in Her household but the honour of eating all of Her ash must be earned. All that tasty ash and acrid smoke are gifts from the Goddess to the mere mortal lucky enough to serve so he must start with an ashtray gag, learning not only to be unobtrusive but also quiet, after all, objects don't speak, do t... Show more