I've been out all day in my boots and they're very dirty. They need a good cleaning, so follow me up to my apartment, but keep your head at the level of my boots. When we get inside you'll be expected to lick them spotless and I want to feel your tongue through the leather. These are the real boots I wear for everyday use, so they are exceptionally well worn, molded to my feet and the dirt is ingrained deep in the sole - so you'd better get to work right now!