The landlord thought he could get away with sneaking into my apartment and delving through my dirty linen basket. Unfortunately for him, his disgusting antics were discovered and his new pitiful existence was about to begin. Rent would be paid, by him, to me, for staying in his apartment. His life would be lived out in the main, beneath the stairs and he only gets to eat and drink what I give him and only from my feet

The landlord thought he could get away with sneaking into my apartment and delving through my dirty linen basket. Unfortunately for him, his disgusting antics were discovered and his new pitiful existence was about to begin. Rent would be paid, by him, to me, for staying in his apartment. His life would be lived out in the main, beneath the stairs and he only gets to eat and drink what I give him and only from my feet