What exactly is it you're trying to look at? If you're going to sit there staring, I might as well put you to good use, so get yourself under my desk where you can clean my shoes and massage my feet. Yes, this is really happening and from now on, your role in this office is to crawl beneath my desk and worship my shoes and my hot sweaty feet. This is a permanent life position for you. You will think of nothing but my feet from now until the end of your time...