So what, you guys throw a house party, and say every bathroom is out of order? Is this some sort of prank or something? We're desperate to pee, you have to let us in! You know what, fuck you, we're not standing out here until we piss ourselves, move out of the way. Kim and I fight over who gets to use the toilet first, and who has to hold it, but once we both finish and flush, there's nothing you can do about it! We feel so much better, and now we know the bathroom isn't out of order, so we'll be back again later, almost flaunting how much we've been drinking, just because we know we can pu...

So what, you guys throw a house party, and say every bathroom is out of order? Is this some sort of prank or something? We're desperate to pee, you have to let us in! You know what, fuck you, we're not standing out here until we piss ourselves, move out of the way. Kim and I fight over who gets to use the toilet first, and who has to hold it, but once we both finish and flush, there's nothing you can do about it! We feel so much better, and now we know the bathroom isn't out of order, so we'll be back again later, almost flaunting how much we've been drinking, just because we know we can push you out of the way to use the toilet. Though, we may have waited a little too long to come up here, because we are pretty desperate to go! Hopefully whoever goes first doesn't take too long this time. When we're both done, we give you the middle finger, and let you know we'l be back again and again all night long!