Now that you've finally gotten rid of your family and are all finished cleaning up from the post Christmas chaos there is no reason for you to miss church! Good thing we're here for you! You don't have to miss a good worship to the divine today! Attend the Church of Tits with Terra Mizu! If you ever want to wash away all your sins you need to worship Goddess Terra and her tits! We won't tell your flat chested wife!

One of us! One of us! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!

Now that you've finally gotten rid of your family and are all finished cleaning up from the post Christmas chaos there is no reason for you to miss church! Good thing we're here for you! You don't have to miss a good worship to the divine today! Attend the Church of Tits with Terra Mizu! If you ever want to wash away all your sins you need to worship Goddess Terra and her tits! We won't tell your flat chested wife!

One of us! One of us! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!