I'm going to put my slave on a diet because he's getting a bit fat and I don't want a fat pig for a slave do I. So I'm going to reduce his food intake by giving him an apple a day, but of course he's only going to get the scraps of apple that I chew up and spit on the floor for him. He will then get to eat the whole core skewered on my boot heel while I have my cig. Then once he's eaten his apple I will put him in a hog tie to remind him what a fat pig he's become and that he won't wonder off to the fridge when he feel's like it.