Today you have the honour in worshipping my boots while I sit back relax and enjoy my, but because i'm having such a lazy day I can't even be bothered to go to the toilet and i'm in desperate need of a wee. So I decide to squat over my glass, fill it up with warm wet wee and have you drink it before fetching me some more . But before I do that I make sure I give you the usual treatment you deserve consisting of verbal and physical your accustomed to.