I was feeling bloated and gassy after a big meal, and my jeans felt too tight on my full belly. I decided to unbutton them, relax on the couch, and record all my farts. First I give you a nice closeup of my jeans clad butt. Then I turn the cam on whenever I feel a fart coming. Here are the 13 farts I captured over the next hour. Many different types of farts. All of the farts in my clips are 100% real, natural, and mine.