I have to go number two so I head down to the basement bathroom where it's nice and cool. I have a messy bm that sticks to my ass, and I also talk to you about my bm. I have to wipe multiple times and get the toilet paper wet to clean my ass, then I wiggle my bare butt at you before I button up my pants. I mention that I've eaten so much today it's hard to get my jeans closed.

Includes toilet chat, messy toilet session, plops, dirty sticky bm, and toilet sounds.