My belly is super bloated after stuffing myself with Thanksgiving dinner and desserts. Even though people are still over, I can't hold it any longer. I take a big soft messy dump that feels like snakes slithering out of my ass. It was so stinky and nasty that I tried to keep everyone out of the bathroom for half an hour after so I could air out the smell. I don't think anyone was giving thanks for the reek I left behind!