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Lucky for you, I know the perfect solution to your erectile dysfunction problem. No, it's not a magical dick pill that'll help you live in the closet any longer, so get that delusion out of your head.

You can say goodbye to your heterosexual manhood, as well as your dignity as a whole. From now on, you're going to be my pe... Show more