During the Easter holidays I took the opportunity to go for a walk in the woods with my dear friend Misia. For some time now the young woman is obsessed with yoga, green tea, meditation and other New Age bullshit; so she takes advantage of every circumstance, event, time to sit in the Lotus position to meditate. Obviously, there are many fun and useful ways to do yoga exercises and achieve the right sense of balance... if you can use the abs of a fakir as a yoga mat! Since Misia is a very competitive and naughty person... she threw down a painful challenge: “if you abs are really invulnerab...

During the Easter holidays I took the opportunity to go for a walk in the woods with my dear friend Misia. For some time now the young woman is obsessed with yoga, green tea, meditation and other New Age bullshit; so she takes advantage of every circumstance, event, time to sit in the Lotus position to meditate. Obviously, there are many fun and useful ways to do yoga exercises and achieve the right sense of balance... if you can use the abs of a fakir as a yoga mat! Since Misia is a very competitive and naughty person... she threw down a painful challenge: “if you abs are really invulnerable - she said - you won’t have any trouble to bear my weight on the stomach for five consecutive minutes!”. My female friend has always a lot of fun in cheating at our endurance challenges - Misia simply adores to see my face to turn purple! - and that day pretended to have problems with the chronometer, in order to prolong my agony by counting slowly (very slowly!) aloud, well beyond the established limit. You can easily see in a small window at the top right of the screen (no tricks!) the exact timing: SEVEN consecutive minutes of stomach sitting just for you, Stomach Demolition fans! ----- Durante le vacanze di Pasqua il fachiro si reca in un bosco con l’inseparabile amica Misia Marelli. Da qualche tempo la giovane donna ha la fissa dello yoga e approfitta di ogni occasione per esercitarsi con la posizione del loto. Per migliorare il suo senso dell’equilibrio propone al fachiro di effettuare i consueti esercizi yoga seduta sul suo stomaco, e lo sfida a reggere il suo peso per cinque minuti consecutivi. Siccome Misia si diverte come una matta a fare la dispettosa e a vedere il volto del fachiro diventare violaceo, finge di avere problemi con il cronometro e comincia a contare lentamente ad alta voce per prolungare l’agonia del fachiro ben oltre il limite stabilito. In una finestrella in alto a destra dello schermo vedrete voi stessi lo scorrere “reale” del tempo: niente trucchi e niente inganni... SETTE minuti consecutivi di stomach sitting per voi appassionati del genere!