I was arrested for committing check fraud. I tried to be cooperative, but the guard kept asking me stupid questions. When I was finally at my breaking point, she asked if I was feeling and I sarcastically answered yes. Turns out they take that seriously and I had to spend time in the watch cell.

I was made to wear a diaper, because toilets are dangerous apparently. After a few hours in the cell, I really had to relieve myself and ended up making a huge mess in my diaper. I have never been so embarrassed.