I've been studying the humans very closely since I landed here on Earth. They have so many interesting customs! For example, smoking these "cigarettes" as they call them. I need to fit in here so I'm going to start smoking cigarettes.

This is my first attempt and I am documenting it for my research. I must get this right so the earthlings will think I am one of them. And I must say, this is one of the most pleasurable habits these creatures indulge in!