Seriously? Are you really sitting there at your stupid friend's house jerking off to this video on a Friday night? Well, what else is a pathetic loser like you going to do? Certainly not go out in public and be around REAL girls. No, the only contact you get is with fantasy girls on the internet from videos that you BUY. Because no girls are ACTUALLY going to talk to you. Why, you ask? Well, there are many reasons. But the main one is, you have a teeny tiny little weenie. It's hilarious, really. That you think you're going to satisfy ANY girl with that little thing. No way. And the worst pa...

Seriously? Are you really sitting there at your stupid friend's house jerking off to this video on a Friday night? Well, what else is a pathetic loser like you going to do? Certainly not go out in public and be around REAL girls. No, the only contact you get is with fantasy girls on the internet from videos that you BUY. Because no girls are ACTUALLY going to talk to you. Why, you ask? Well, there are many reasons. But the main one is, you have a teeny tiny little weenie. It's hilarious, really. That you think you're going to satisfy ANY girl with that little thing. No way. And the worst part is, instead of making the best of it, you're sitting here with that little thing between your index finger and thumb, jerking it off to a video on the internet. To me. Who is talking about how pathetic and tiny you are. What a loser!