That is one CRANKY brit, folks.

This one’s for my swearing lovers. And it’s nice and fresh, because wonderful Zelda is from across the pond, and she has brought us some new cursing slang to listen to.

It’s been awhile since Zelda had a visit, and Derek makes sure to take the opportunity to show off some of his new tools. He does his best to procure every last possible name Zelda could call him from her lips, and if this clip is any indicator, he succeeded. I counted twelve, how many did you count? The ones you can understand anyway; Zelda has an adorable habit of becomi...

That is one CRANKY brit, folks.

This one’s for my swearing lovers. And it’s nice and fresh, because wonderful Zelda is from across the pond, and she has brought us some new cursing slang to listen to.

It’s been awhile since Zelda had a visit, and Derek makes sure to take the opportunity to show off some of his new tools. He does his best to procure every last possible name Zelda could call him from her lips, and if this clip is any indicator, he succeeded. I counted twelve, how many did you count? The ones you can understand anyway; Zelda has an adorable habit of becoming unintelligible when she’s being tickled.

And let me tell you... Zelda has one of the absolute best reactions to the Shocker I’ve ever witnessed. I wanted Derek to use that thing on her the entire clip, grumpiness be damned. Glorious, glorious screams still echo in my ears. My god.

She’s seriously cranky by the time Derek is done playing with her feet, which is always a fun turn of events. Pretty sure it’d be simple to interrogate her. Perhaps we’ll one day see that in the future?

Bee kinky, Bee kind,

Honey Kinkade

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