We are sitting on the couch talking and you keep bragging about what a good fighter you are. I laugh in disbelief and tell you that I could kick your ass. You act like I could never beat you up because I'm just a girl. I tell you to go ahead and try me.

You try to punch me twice in the face, it barely phases me.

I laugh then suddenly punch you right in the face. It knocks you back. I punch you again and start to completely wail on you. I take you down to ground and keep pounding on you.

Then when I'm bored I sit back down on the couch with you still on the floor a...

We are sitting on the couch talking and you keep bragging about what a good fighter you are. I laugh in disbelief and tell you that I could kick your ass. You act like I could never beat you up because I'm just a girl. I tell you to go ahead and try me.

You try to punch me twice in the face, it barely phases me.

I laugh then suddenly punch you right in the face. It knocks you back. I punch you again and start to completely wail on you. I take you down to ground and keep pounding on you.

Then when I'm bored I sit back down on the couch with you still on the floor and make you lick my feet.