I walk out to my sedan barefoot in jeans with my lovely toe jewelry and anklet on. I get in and try to start it and it just cranks. I try a couple more times and realize it's out of gas!! I really need it to just start and get me to the gas station. I crank it while trying to pump enough gas into the engine for it to start. I beg it to please be a good boy for me and how I feel like it just wants me to pump it's pedals. I give in and give it a nice long seductive round of pumping and it works! It starts! Then I drive to gas station telling it to please just get me there and thanking it for ...

I walk out to my sedan barefoot in jeans with my lovely toe jewelry and anklet on. I get in and try to start it and it just cranks. I try a couple more times and realize it's out of gas!! I really need it to just start and get me to the gas station. I crank it while trying to pump enough gas into the engine for it to start. I beg it to please be a good boy for me and how I feel like it just wants me to pump it's pedals. I give in and give it a nice long seductive round of pumping and it works! It starts! Then I drive to gas station telling it to please just get me there and thanking it for being a good boy. I pump the gas barefoot then get back in and realize how dirty that made my feet! Then I tell it how it deserves to be punished now for making me pump it's pedals and get me feet all messy. I drive again and give it a few heavy revs a few times, flooring it, punishing it for being so naughty.