Um, its Saturday night, why are you home? I'm home because I wanna be, haven't you been home all week? You sit across from me in the living room as I text, and I call you a loser. I start getting mean, telling you I could be getting fucked if I wanted to and asking if you're actually a virgin? tart burping from my soda and teasing you with my feet (you know I found your foot fetish porn!) and making obscene gestures at you with my long manicured nails. Wanna go get me another soda? ;p

Um, its Saturday night, why are you home? I'm home because I wanna be, haven't you been home all week? You sit across from me in the living room as I text, and I call you a loser. I start getting mean, telling you I could be getting fucked if I wanted to and asking if you're actually a virgin? tart burping from my soda and teasing you with my feet (you know I found your foot fetish porn!) and making obscene gestures at you with my long manicured nails. Wanna go get me another soda? ;p