All it takes for Me is ONE look at YOU, and ONE look at your sad little DORM room, and I INSTANTLY know you're a friendless loser who's 'college experience' will be NONEXISTENT! Luckily for you, I'm your new RA and I'm going to make your first semester the BEST and HOTTEST semester of YOUR LITTLE LOSER LIFE! You're SOOO lucky that THE hottest bitch on campus sees your beta potential! It doesn't get better than carrying My books to class for Me, doing My homework on the weekends while I go out and party...and oh, My dorm wall backs up to yours, so maybe you can even EARN the privilege of PUM... Show more