Just the encouragement you need, just in time for Valentine's Day! Your wife/gf doesn't excite you anymore, she can't even get you hard! She's a bland, boring doormat! Meanwhile, I am all that consumes your EVERY thought! There's no escaping the constant thoughts of My big powerful ass leading you to RUIN! Dump her, 'date' My ass instead! You can't avoid My greedy ass and subliminal messaging ANY longer....