You'd MUCH rather spend this holiday season humping your hand to My addicting perfection than dealing with your drab boring gf/wife! That goes without saying...so I have the perfect little ideas to help you get the freedom you ACHE for this Christmas! What better gift could you POSSIBLY ask for than the gift of Goddess Alyssa RUINING your sad excuse of a "relationship" or "marriage"? Exactly, you're welcome!

You'd MUCH rather spend this holiday season humping your hand to My addicting perfection than dealing with your drab boring gf/wife! That goes without saying...so I have the perfect little ideas to help you get the freedom you ACHE for this Christmas! What better gift could you POSSIBLY ask for than the gift of Goddess Alyssa RUINING your sad excuse of a "relationship" or "marriage"? Exactly, you're welcome!